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Terms of Use
Wow! You actually came to this page. Our lawyers made
us include it and made us use a precious button on our home page to get you
here. At first, we thought the lawyers were a real pain. But then we read
the page. What a Netwakening! It's really important stuff. We took the
legalese the lawyers wrote and translated it into readable English. So be a
smart nethead and read the stuff on this page. It could prevent you from
hearing from our lawyers, or worse yet, from really nasty people, like
prosecutors.
Here's the deal:
We run this site so that people like you (and people
you like) can use it for personal entertainment, information, education,
communication, and cybergratification. So go ahead and browse around all you
like. You can even download stuff from the site but only for non-commercial,
personal use. If you do, though, don't fool around with the copyright and
other notices all over the stuff. They're there for a really good reason.
And don't even think about distributing, modifying, transmitting, reusing,
re-posting, or anything else uncool with any of the stuff, including the
text, images, audio, and video, for public or commercial purposes unless we
give you written permission. And it's not likely we will.
If you visit our site, you're also legally obligated
to [read: stuck with] the terms and conditions listed below and any other
law or regulation that applies to the site, the Internet, the World Wide
Web, or Los Angeles, CA. You shouldn't access or browse the site if you have
any problem with that, because once you start, there's no turning back --
you are bound by [read: stuck with] the terms and conditions.
So here's the scoop on our Top Ten Rules for
Cybersurfers who hang out on our site:
1. For everyone's sake, just assume that
everything on the site is copyrighted unless we say it's not. So you can't
use the stuff except how we say you can on this page or anywhere else on the
site without our written permission. And like we said before, it's not
likely we'll give you permission anyway. In fact, even if we wanted to, the
lawyers are likely to veto any deal anyway. So it's better you don't even
ask.
2. While we try to include accurate stuff on
the site, we're not promising you it's accurate. In fact, we're not
promising you anything except fun and entertainment. So if you use stuff on
the site, you're using it at your own risk. Don't call us if there's a
problem because we assume no liability or responsibility for errors or
omissions on the site.
3. We and anybody else who helped us create,
produce, or deliver the site are not liable for any damages you suffer when
you use it. In particular, the lawyers want you to know that our disclaimer
includes "direct, incidental, consequential, indirect, or punitive damages
arising out of your access to, or use of, the site. Without limiting the
foregoing, everything on the site is provided to you 'AS IS' WITHOUT
WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT
LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A
PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NON INFRINGEMENT.
Please note that some jurisdictions may not allow the
exclusion of implied warranties, so some of the above exclusions may not
apply to you. Check your local laws for any restrictions or limitations
regarding the exclusion of implied warranties. " Ugh! What a mouthful from
the mouthpieces. We put all of that in quotes because we couldn't figure out
any other way to say it that the lawyers would accept. But here's the bottom
line -- we're not responsible if you're browsing around and the site damages
you or your computer or infects it with any nasty viruses. We sure hope that
doesn't happen, but if it does, don't call us.
4. If you don't want the world to know
something, don't post in on the site in any bulletin board or anyplace else.
That's because anything you disclose to us is ours. That's right -- ours. So
we can do anything we want with the stuff you post. We can reproduce it,
disclose it, transmit it, publish it, broadcast it, and post it someplace
else. We can even send it to your mother (as soon as we find her address).
Not only that, we can even use any ideas, concepts, know-how, or techniques
you post any way we want to, including, developing, manufacturing and
marketing products or other stuff using the information you post.
5. Pictures of people or places shown on the
site are either our property or someone else's property we're using with
their permission. No matter what, it's definitely not your property. You or
any of your net-friends can't use it unless we said you could on this page
or somewhere else on the site. And guess what -- we won't say yes. So be
careful, Bunky, because unauthorized use may violate all sorts of nasty
laws. Be smart, keep the stuff you download to yourself.
6. There's also a lot of trademarks, logos, and
service marks on the site that either we own or we're using with someone
else's permission. So don't think you have any kind of license or right to
use them, because you don't and we're not about to give you one. If you
don't leave them alone and mess with our trademarks, logos and service marks
on our site, we'll probably go ballistic, so will the companies that own the
other trademarks, logos and service marks. That means that we're likely to
sue you or to ask a prosecutor to come after you for messing around with our
property or the property of others.
7. You'll probably notice we've linked our site
to lots of others. While that's cool, it doesn't mean we've looked at all
those sites, much less checked them out periodically to see what's going on.
So don't blame us if some site you link to is bad or has stuff on it that
offends you or your pets. Go ahead and link, but remember, you're doing it
at your risk.
8. That brings us to what you do on our own
site. While we occasionally listen in on chat groups, or look at the posting
in our discussion groups or on our bulletin boards, we take no
responsibility and assume no liability for the content of those locations or
for any mistakes, defamation, libel, slander, omissions, falsehoods,
obscenity, pornography, or profanity you might encounter when you visit such
places on our site. And don't be stupid by posting or transmitting any
unlawful, threatening, libelous, defamatory, obscene, scandalous,
inflammatory, pornographic, nasty, mean, or profane material or any material
that law enforcement types may consider a criminal offense, get someone in
court on a civil lawsuit, or for that matter violate any law -- anywhere,
anytime. While we certainly respect your privacy, we have no choice but to
fully cooperate with any law enforcement authorities or court which might
ask us who might have posted nasty stuff on our site.
9. Software that we use on this Site is
protected by all sorts of patriotic U.S. laws. Because of that, you can't
download or send the software to anyone in the vacation travel spots of
Cuba, Iraq, Libya, North Korea, Iran, Syria, or any other country where
United States has embargoed goods; or (get this) to anyone on the United
States Treasury Department's list of Specially Designated Nationals, the
U.S. Commerce Department's Table of Deny Orders, or the FBI's Most Wanted
Internet Creeps List (just kidding on the last one). As if that were not
tough enough, if you live in or are a national of any of those lovely
places, you're not even supposed to be reading this page, so beat it!
10. We're also allowed to change this page and
anything else on the site any time we want to. That's because it's ours and
we have the programmers who can do it. If we do change the page, then you're
bound by [read: stuck with] those changes, too, whenever you visit our site.
11. If either of us wants to make something of
it and wants to “sue” (a dirty word) then we have to follow these rules of
engagement. (sort of according to the Geneva Convention):
This Agreement is governed by the laws of the State of
California, without regard to principles of conflict of laws.
To the extent you have in any manner violated or
threatened to violate Increase Sales With Social Media and/or its affiliates'
intellectual property rights, Increase Sales With Social Media and/or its
affiliates may seek injunctive or other appropriate relief in any state or
federal court in the State of California, and you consent to exclusive
jurisdiction and venue in such courts.
Any other disputes will be resolved as follows:
If a dispute arises under this agreement, we agree to
first try to resolve it with the help of a mutually agreed-upon mediator in
the following location: San Diego, CA. Any costs and fees other than
attorney fees associated with the mediation will be shared equally by each
of us.
If it proves impossible to arrive at a mutually
satisfactory solution through mediation, we agree to submit the dispute to
binding arbitration at the following location: San Diego, CA, under the
rules of the American Arbitration Association. Judgment upon the award
rendered by the arbitration may be entered in any court with jurisdiction to
do so.
If this all sounds kind of mean and undiplomatic, you
should have seen what the lawyers gave to us in the first place. We had to
remind them that human torture and sacrifice was outlawed in the United
States. Boy, did they look disappointed!
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Children’s Privacy
We do not knowingly collect personal information from
children under the age of 13. If we learn that we have personal information
on a child under the age of 13, we will delete that information from our
systems. Increase Sales With Social Media encourages parents to go online with
their kids. Here are a few tips to help make a child's online experience
safer:
Teach kids never to give personal information,
unless supervised by a parent or responsible adult. Includes name,
address, phone, school, etc.
Know the sites your kids are visiting and
which sites are appropriate.
Look for Web site privacy policies. Know how
your child's information is treated.
Check out the
FTC's
site for more tips on protecting children's privacy online.
Contacting Us.
We can be reached by contacting:
info@StreetSmartSalesAndMarketing.com
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